Shelby Snail VA: KENN Founder and president of the Cupid Corporation. Despite his widely known reputation as a devoted husband, he's actually single.

Realizing that his lie would not hold up forever, he decided to use his own company's matchmaking services anonymously by employing his own secretary as his stand-in. He also recently learned that one of his best employees, our heroine, is eager to earn herself a promotion.

He is constantly seeking to improve his status. His goal is to attain an SS-rank in every facet of his life, which leads him to live a regimented, work-oriented lifestyle. He sees romantic feelings as irrational and unnecessary.