GALLERY
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Well, we've certainly got a unique bunch of bros here!
But I'm sure there's plenty more to learn about each of 'em!"
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Next up, let's explore some of their other charms!
I'm talkin' about muscles—a must for any hunter on the prowl!"
- Heroine
- "...Huh?"
- That was unexpected.
Out of nowhere, Bomber had improvised a segue into a totally different segment.
For whatever reason, the guys all decided to follow his lead and started taking off their clothes to show off their muscles...
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Wow, looks like none of you have been skipping leg OR arm day! Look at those fantastic muscles!"
- Alan Melville
- "I have to make sure I'm always presentable for the ladies, after all."
- Ryuki F. Keisaiin
- "Maintaining the health of your body is a minimum requirement."
- Gill Lovecraft
- "Ugh... I'm sorry, but I don't work out."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "That's okay, Gill! You've got that whole skinny-cute thing going. Stick with what works for you!"
- Gill Lovecraft
- "Skinny-cute..."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Owen, why aren't you baring it all?"
- Owen Herriot
- "If you'll recall, I'm merely a representative."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Well, even as a representative, you can't hold back!
Show us what you've got and charm the socks off of everyone!"
- Owen Herriot
- "I'm afraid there isn't much to show.
Unlike the president, I don't exercise at all."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Oh, you mean President Snail?
You saying he lifts?"
- Owen Herriot
- "He swims every single day in order to stay in shape."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Wow, he sounds pretty dedicated!"
- Shelby Snail
- "It's my duty as a responsible business owner."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Well then, I guess we'll just have to ask Mr. President himself to strip down!"
- Shelby Snail
- "What?!"
- Bomber Chorizo
- "It's the Parasite 5, not the Parasite 4! We need a complete set!
For the sake of the show, it's time to show some muscle!"
- Shelby Snail
- "Well... I suppose I don't have a choice."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Wow, someone's really on their grind!
I'm talking muscles on muscles! "
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Now, what about our great Raul Aconite?
Hey, cameraman! Let's get a sneak peek!"
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Ohh, I just knew it!
Our own Sillywood action star Raul Aconite has it all!"
- Bomber Chorizo
- "But... what's with that pose?"
- Raul Aconite
- "It's Pankration."
- Bomber Chorizo
- "Pan...whatsit?"
