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PURCHASE

GALLERY

Gill Lovecraft
"?! What are you doing here?"
Angry Man
"Hey! You're Allan Melville, right?
You stole my girlfriend!"
Alan Melville
"I hate that word, "stole."
It was more like...sharing.
And it was completely consensual, trust me."
Heroine
"Stealing? Borrowing?!"
Raul Aconite
"Hmm? That tree kind of reminds me of Yggdrasil.
Not the one from Norse mythology, of course. More like..."
Shelby Snail
"You may begin whenever you're ready."
Heroine
"O-Of course.
So, everyone—thank you all for fitting us into your busy schedules to meet with us today."
Heroine
"I am Ms. Lynette Mirror, and as of today I am your personal bridal advisor."
Owen Herriot
"And my name is Owen Herriot, and I'll be acting as a representative."
Heroine
"A...representative?
But...you're already Mr. Snail's secretary, aren't you?"
Owen Herriot
"I am indeed. But today I'll also be fulfilling the role of representative."
Heroine
"A representative for...dating?"
Shelby Snail
"Let's move on, shall we?"
Heroine
"R-Right. Well...
I'm so glad we've got such a beautiful day to start everyone off on this new path, and, um..."
Alan Melville
"You're doing great, sweetie. Just keep going."
Heroine
"So, prior to officially entering you into our referral system, we'd like to create..."
Heroine
"Er, ..."
Claris Tia
"That's right. It doesn't really matter what it is, we just need to have one."
Heroine
"Well, Claris... It does matter a LITTLE bit."
Claris Tia
"If you keep stuttering and stalling, it'll be dark before we finish.
If you're not willing to say it, I will."
Claris Tia
"Internally, we've been referring to you as the Parasite 5.
The fact is, if you don't fix your distorted views on love, marriage is a practical impossibility for all of you!"
Heroine
"?! Claris, shhh!"